she hunts alpha, watches your perps, never touches a key.

paste a hyperliquid address and she watches your liquidation distance. ask where robinhood chain’s winners went and she traces the money, receipts attached. tell her whose takes to read.

open the app · no sign-up how it works

no account to look around. you sign in only when you save something or spend Energy, and what you typed is kept.

SideChick in stage mode: Mxueru standing in a graffiti street with a glass conversation column beside her, open on a token research card.

what she plugs into. all of it read-only.

  • hyperliquidyour perps
  • robinhood chainthe tape
  • gmgnwallets and holders
  • xthe takes you pick
  • telegramwhere she pings
  • usdctopping up energy

logos belong to their owners and only name what she reads from or talks through. no partnership implied.

the loop.

paste, watch, ping, decide, remember. five beats, each one the reason the next happens.

  1. paste it in

    a hyperliquid address, a robinhood chain wallet, the x accounts whose takes you trust. public reads only, so she never needs a key.

    no keys · no signing

  2. she watches

    your perps about every five minutes, the robinhood chain tape, and an early scout that checks for new names every half hour for a day.

    bounded · stops itself

  3. she pings

    telegram when liquidation gets close, a position swings, margin jumps or a new name shows up. quiet hours respected.

    telegram · quiet hours

  4. you act

    she shows you the receipts. you place the order yourself, somewhere else. she never trades, never holds keys, never auto-follows.

    she never trades

  5. she remembers

    the thesis you’re watching a name for, the notes you asked her to keep. every memory can be edited, and you can make her forget it.

    edit or forget any of it
no account

look first. nothing to fill in.

  • the app opens straight into the room, as a guest
  • the live robinhood chain tape is already running
  • paste a hyperliquid address and your positions show up right away
when you sign in

sign in when it costs something.

  • chat, alpha hunts and alerts spend Energy, so that’s where sign-in happens. what you typed is kept, and starter Energy is included
  • then a setup card you can skip: hyperliquid, what to call you, whose takes to read, a wallet, telegram
  • every step is optional and shows a real result

where did the winners go?

ask her to hunt alpha and she runs one bounded scan on robinhood chain: who made real money, what they bought after, and whether it survives a proper look. read-only, and she says so when it doesn’t.

Rotation radar card for a sample scan: two sampled buyers of a token called GLOOP, both funded from separate sources, each with a link to the buy receipt, plus liquidity, market cap, top-ten holding and age, and a filtered-out note for a second token under $25k liquidity.
the real card, a qualified lead · sample data

one scan, five steps

  1. start from two runnersliquid, recent robinhood chain names that already ran. that is where the winners were.
  2. find who got out bigup to four wallets with reported realized gains and large exits.
  3. see where they went nexttheir recent buys, each one with a receipt you can open.
  4. deep-check what they shareup to two follow-on tokens: liquidity, holder and funder concentration, security flags.
  5. only then call it a leadtwo buyers funded from separate known sources, and every risk read back. miss any of it and it stays a maybe.

zero leads is a real answer.

most scans won’t find a rotation, and she won’t dress one up. when nothing converges she returns no lead, then lists early names in a separate block marked unverified, with their risk flags and what she couldn’t read.

early scoutask her to watch early names every 30 minutes for a day. she stays quiet unless a name is new to her screen, and a new name is not a lead until you ask for a scan. it’s a watch, so it needs the proactive CHICK tier.
data via gmgnindexed estimates and receipts, not executable prices. different first funders don’t prove different owners, and the card says that too.
Rotation radar card for a sample scan with no lead: the message that no rotation passed every evidence and risk gate, then an early market watchlist labelled no verified rotation with two tokens, KELP and PRISM, one of them carrying risk flags.
the same card, no lead · sample data
  • one scan per five minutes
  • uses energy
  • read-only
  • no trades, no auto-follow
  • never a buy instruction
Hyperliquid

your perps, watched. never touched.

paste a public master or sub-account address: the trading one, not an api agent wallet. no keys, no signing, and no account to look. she reads it like the explorer would, then keeps an eye on how far each position is from liquidation.

The perps view in SideChick for a sample account: open unrealized P&L of minus $183.41 across three positions, then a long PUMP position in profit with a wide liquidation gauge and a short ETH position in loss whose gauge sits inside the 10% alert line.
positions, signed in · sample data
The Risk watch panel switched on: a Telegram alert inside 10% of liquidation or a $100 P&L move, checks about every five minutes, with four editable thresholds for liquidation distance, P&L move, margin use and margin increase.
risk watch on telegram · sample data
Her phone with the Hyperliquid app open: a spot and perps switch, two tracked accounts, open P&L, and the PUMP position with its liquidation gauge.
on her phone · sample data

paste it, no account

  • size, leverage, mark, entry and liquidation price for every position
  • open P&L, and a gauge for distance to liquidation
  • every read says how old it is. the address is remembered on this device

sign in and she adds

  • the last 24 hours: fills, funding, what opened and closed
  • the telegram risk watch, with alert lines you set
paste your hyperliquid

the telegram risk watch needs an account, telegram linked and the proactive CHICK tier. it checks about every five minutes and respects your quiet hours. it’s a snapshot, not a guaranteed warning: if the market gaps between checks, she can be late. she reads, she alerts, she never trades.

a room, not a dashboard.

a full 3d companion in a real place. desk mode when you’re working, stage mode when you’re hanging out. the phone in her hand is real.

Desk mode: apps and threads on the left, the room in the middle, the conversation on the right.
desk mode · mxueru · cyber room
Phone: the room fills the screen and the conversation is a sheet.
on your phone
seventeen roomsswitch with the radial menu. she comes with you.
research that shows its workevery card has a source, a timestamp and what’s missing.
her phone is your phoneportfolio, hyperliquid, feed and telegram live on it. tap it, expand it.

find your person.

five companions, every one fully capable. the personality is the part you choose, and it’s your faction: every week, her holders race for the prize in her stock token.

  • SpaceX stock token
  • S&P 500 stock token
  • NVIDIA stock token
  • Apple stock token
  • Nasdaq-100 stock token
pays in SPCXRiassoft as a pillow with a little chili underneath. pays in SPYShikicalm on the surface, a whole yield curve underneath. pays in NVDAMxueruloud, fast, and right about launch windows. pays in AAPLMerolcomposed, observant, quietly funny. pays in QQQKiminospirited and perceptive, expressive about it.

the tape, right now.

robinhood chain only. stock tokens, memecoins, the pools between them. this is the same read she does when you ask, and you can watch it without signing in.

trending on robinhood chain · via gmgn · observed live
FOREVERForever$0.00553+9.1%liq $577.33Kcap $5.53M4,284 holdersPONSPons$0.19947-15.5%liq $1.76Mcap $199.47M104,544 holdersSPCXSpace Exploration Technologies Corp. Class A Common Stock • Robinhood Token$137.68+0.6%liq $936.64Kcap $13.46M117,885 holdersSPYSPDR S&P 500 ETF Trust • Robinhood Token$754.95-0.9%liq $1.42Mcap $20.65M70,696 holdersREBATERebate$0.00061-33.7%liq $84.5Kcap $607.34K2,955 holdersNVDANVIDIA • Robinhood Token$206.89-0.2%liq $1.25Mcap $17.87M195,698 holdersWOFLWofl$0.0004-33.2%liq $51.59Kcap $403.85K1,306 holdersATLASField Atlas$0.00008+1646.1%liq $24.73Kcap $75.39K389 holders

indexed estimates, not executable prices. she tracks, she never executes.

chick is access. energy is usage.

hold CHICK to unlock her. paid provider work draws from Energy.

$chick

hold it. unlock her.

  • all five companions, gated by a server-verified holding
  • background work needs it too: the telegram risk watch, watches and briefs
  • weekly holder eligibility and faction ranking
  • one token. no points-to-token conversions, ever
energy

starter energy included. research when it matters.

  • chat, alpha hunts and alerts draw from it. looking around doesn’t
  • $5 / $15 / $30 packs, 1 usdc = $1 of energy
  • every paid action shows its price before it runs
  • you pay in usdc on base and sign it yourself. she never holds your keys