she reads your five before you’re awake.

pick your robinhood names and the coin you’re curious about. she watches them on robinhood chain, reads who’s buying, and hits your telegram when something moves.

SideChick in stage mode: Rias standing in a plaza with a glass conversation column beside her.

the loop.

she works, you score, she pays. five beats, each one the reason the next happens.

  1. 1

    she watches

    your five: the robinhood names you own and the coin you’re curious about. she reads them before open and knows who’s buying.

    pick five · one tap
  2. 2

    she pings

    telegram when something moves. a caller hits your coin, a pool goes off oracle, earnings tomorrow.

    telegram · quiet hours
  3. 3

    you act

    check a contract before you ape, make a call with an invalidation, ask her the real question. real actions rank you.

    points buy nothing
  4. 4

    you unlock her

    hold CHICK to unlock every companion and qualify for the weekly holder rewards.

    server-verified holdings
  5. 5

    you flex

    five factions race for the week, with the people carrying each sidechick on the public board.

    leaderboard · factions

a room, not a dashboard.

a full 3d companion in a real place. desk mode when you’re working, stage mode when you’re hanging out. the phone in her hand is real.

Desk mode: apps and threads on the left, the room in the middle, the conversation on the right.
desk mode · mxueru · cyber room
Phone: the room fills the screen and the conversation is a sheet.
on your phone
seventeen roomsswitch with the radial menu. she comes with you.
research that shows its workevery card has a source, a timestamp and what’s missing.
her phone is your phoneportfolio, feed and telegram live on it. tap it, expand it.

find your person.

five companions, every one fully capable. the personality is the part you choose, and it’s your faction: every week, her holders race for the prize in her stock token.

  • SpaceX stock token
  • S&P 500 stock token
  • NVIDIA stock token
  • Apple stock token
  • Nasdaq-100 stock token

chick is access. energy is usage.

hold CHICK to unlock her. paid provider work draws from Energy.

$chick

hold it. unlock her.

  • all five companions, gated by a server-verified holding
  • weekly holder eligibility and faction ranking
  • one token. no points-to-token conversions, ever
energy

talk free. research when it matters.

  • $5 / $15 / $30 packs, 1 usdc = $1 of energy
  • every paid action shows its price before it runs
  • you pay in usdc on base and sign it yourself. she never holds your keys